Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 65 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs Haunting fc (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs EAST DULWICH HELMELTS (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs CLP FC |
2
8
|
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing
vs
Unbelievable Bentekkers
12/01/2026 (Lost 1 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
BLUE LOCK
26/01/2026 (Lost 4 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
0 From 26/01/2026 To
Longest losing streak
4 From 15/12/2025 To 26/01/2026
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Winter League 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Winter League 2025 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 35 | 66 | -31 | 10 |
