Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 47 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 44 | 21 | 2 | 21 | 272 | 259 | 0 | 65 |
| 2024 | 42 | 13 | 2 | 27 | 223 | 270 | 0 | 41 |
| 2023 | 45 | 24 | 1 | 20 | 275 | 260 | 0 | 73 |
| 2022 | 42 | 13 | 3 | 26 | 253 | 313 | 0 | 42 |
| 2021 | 33 | 14 | 1 | 18 | 208 | 229 | 0 | 43 |
| 2020 | 16 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 99 | 97 | 0 | 26 |
| 2019 | 46 | 20 | 3 | 23 | 273 | 270 | 0 | 63 |
| 2018 | 47 | 31 | 2 | 14 | 341 | 262 | 0 | 95 |
| 2017 | 31 | 12 | 3 | 16 | 201 | 219 | 0 | 39 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 12.33
Recent results
| 28/01/2026 | vs Tony Clark fc |
9
11
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Five Guys FC |
7
3
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs Old Ardinians FC |
6
23
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
EL DINERO DE ARTETA FC
10/01/2018 (Won 22 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Old Ardinians FC
14/01/2026 (Lost 6 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
26/10/2022 (Won 23 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
25 From 06/06/2018 To 30/05/2018
Longest losing streak
24 From 30/05/2018 To 06/06/2018
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY 5'S AUTUMN 2017)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY 5'S AUTUMN 2017 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 123 | 64 | 59 | 31 |
