Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 41 | 18 | 2 | 21 | 271 | 301 | 0 | 56 |
| 2024 | 43 | 14 | 4 | 25 | 253 | 388 | 0 | 46 |
| 2023 | 18 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 122 | 131 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 01/12/2025 | vs EAST DULWICH HELMELTS |
4
11
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Shakib Donetsk FC |
9
12
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs Brushia Dortmund |
10
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Barnett
24/07/2024 (Won 15 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pathetico Madrid1
22/05/2024 (Lost 1 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
Queenstown Rangers
10/03/2025 (Won 15 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 25/10/2023 To 20/09/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 20/09/2023 To 17/01/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023 | 13 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 90 | 84 | 6 | 21 |
