Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 38 | 5 | 3 | 30 | 263 | 467 | 0 | 18 |
| 2024 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 65 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 09/12/2025 | vs Ctrl Alt De Ligt Fc.. |
0
0
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs SHAMBLES FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 25/11/2025 | vs PENDLE RANGERS |
6
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BBF FC
12/08/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BRETTER THAN EVER
03/12/2024 (Lost 4 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
In The Weeds United
18/11/2025 (Won 16 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 01/04/2025 To 24/06/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 12/11/2024 To 01/04/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Tuesday Business 5s Autumn 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Tuesday Business 5s Autumn 2024 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 61 | 98 | -37 | 6 |
