Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 27 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 15 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 88 | 125 | 0 | 21 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs DADDYS DARLINGS |
10
0
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs LOVE HANDLES FC |
5
7
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs WAHMBULANCE WANDERERS |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
DADDYS DARLINGS
10/12/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CHARVER FC UNITED
10/09/2025 (Lost 2 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
O P H S
05/11/2025 (Won 12 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 29/10/2025 To 17/09/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 17/09/2025 To 29/10/2025
Current League Stats (WED 5s SEPT 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WED 5s SEPT 25 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 78 | 125 | -47 | 18 |
