Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 126 | 75 | 0 | 21 |
| 2025 | 42 | 15 | 1 | 26 | 330 | 415 | 0 | 46 |
| 2024 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 72 | 62 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.67
Recent results
| 12/03/2026 | vs Hardly Athletic Thursday |
9
12
|
| 05/03/2026 | vs MATT THE DRAGON |
11
8
|
| 26/02/2026 | vs AFC CUCKS & PUGS |
9
18
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
EVEREST FC
20/11/2025 (Won 21 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Mckinnon FC
12/06/2025 (Lost 3 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
EVEREST FC
05/02/2026 (Won 21 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 24/04/2025 To 20/03/2025
Longest losing streak
13 From 20/03/2025 To 24/04/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Wednesday Night Adult 5's Winter 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
