Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 55 | 92 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 22 | 9 | 1 | 12 | 185 | 208 | 0 | 28 |
| 2024 | 17 | 8 | 0 | 9 | 144 | 172 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 11/03/2026 | vs INTER MY NAN |
9
5
|
| 04/03/2026 | vs SHE SAID SHE WAS V |
14
8
|
| 25/02/2026 | vs Newton Heath FC |
5
15
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Desi Skillz
17/10/2024 (Won 22 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MURDER ON ZIDANCE FLOOR FC
19/09/2024 (Lost 5 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
Desi Skillz
17/10/2024 (Won 22 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 25/07/2024 To 01/08/2024
Longest losing streak
12 From 01/08/2024 To 25/07/2024
Current League Stats (NGTV Wednesday Night Adult 5's Winter 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
