Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 29 | 17 | 5 | 7 | 244 | 210 | 0 | 56 |
| 2024 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 215 | 124 | 0 | 51 |
| 2023 | 26 | 15 | 4 | 7 | 301 | 217 | 0 | 49 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs WOODEN SPOON |
9
6
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs WOODEN SPOON (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs MOUNTAIN GOATS (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OLD MCDONALDS
25/09/2023 (Won 23 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
TBC FC
06/08/2025 (Lost 1 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
HOUSE OF PIES
22/05/2023 (Won 27 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
21 From 15/05/2023 To 23/10/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 23/10/2023 To 15/05/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's League Winter 2021/22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
