Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 51 | 12 | 0 | 30 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.67
Recent results
| 08/12/2025 | vs Chicken Tikka Mo Salah |
1
1
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs Harlands Has Beens1 |
5
1
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs Hardly Athletic1 |
6
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Tekkerslovakia1
22/09/2025 (Won 9 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tinchy Sneijder
01/09/2025 (Lost 1 - 2)
Most goals in single game
vs
Tinchy Sneijder
20/10/2025 (Won 9 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 01/09/2025 To 01/12/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 01/09/2025 To 01/09/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League! | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Previous Games
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Results
| 08/12/2025 |
