Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 21 | 13 | 1 | 7 | 226 | 175 | 0 | 40 |
| 2024 | 41 | 28 | 1 | 12 | 560 | 391 | 0 | 85 |
| 2023 | 34 | 8 | 0 | 26 | 284 | 411 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 14/08/2025 | vs Multiple Scoregasms |
7
6
|
| 07/08/2025 | vs One Trick Bonys (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
| 31/07/2025 | vs FC Gambia (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
AW Milan
01/05/2025 (Won 28 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Mean Machine FC
21/09/2023 (Lost 2 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
AW Milan
01/05/2025 (Won 28 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 21/09/2023 To 25/01/2024
Longest losing streak
18 From 25/01/2024 To 21/09/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Summer 2023 | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 110 | 165 | -55 | 10 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
L
L
L
L
W
W
L
L
L
Results
| 21/09/2023 |
| 14/09/2023 |
| 07/09/2023 |
| 31/08/2023 |
| 24/08/2023 |
| 17/08/2023 |
| 10/08/2023 |
| 03/08/2023 |
| 27/07/2023 |
| 20/07/2023 |
| 13/07/2023 |
| 06/07/2023 |
| 29/06/2023 |
| 22/06/2023 |
