Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 36 | 12 | 8 | 16 | 58 | 77 | 0 | 44 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.00
Recent results
| 08/12/2025 | vs Harlands Has Beens1 |
4
1
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Tekkerslovakia1 (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs PH on pitch |
0
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Havent Jota Clue
17/03/2025 (Won 8 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Keeping It Lamine
03/11/2025 (Lost 0 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Havent Jota Clue
17/03/2025 (Won 8 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 03/02/2025 To 02/06/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 02/06/2025 To 12/05/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League! | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
Previous Games
W
Results
| 08/12/2025 |
