Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 67 | 87 | 0 | 10 |
| 2023 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 121 | 49 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 26/08/2025 | vs Bryn's Boys |
0
0
|
| 19/08/2025 | vs Rachael's Border Force XI (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 12/08/2025 | vs Hardly Athletico |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Free Win
19/10/2023 (Won 24 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Hardly Athletico
12/08/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
2 LEFT FEET FC
02/11/2023 (Won 25 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 19/10/2023 To 23/11/2023
Longest losing streak
4 From 23/11/2023 To 08/07/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s 2023 Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s 2023 Summer 2023 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 125 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
