Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 19 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 45 | 23 | 2 | 20 | 187 | 205 | 0 | 71 |
| 2024 | 43 | 15 | 4 | 24 | 152 | 232 | 0 | 49 |
| 2023 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 44 | 75 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 18/02/2026 | vs DAVID BRENTFORD |
2
2
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs FAT BADGERS FC |
3
6
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs THE WANDLERS |
5
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Furry Bogs
23/07/2025 (Won 10 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Ninja Skrtels
26/02/2025 (Lost 1 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Force Majore FC
29/05/2024 (Won 11 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 17/01/2024 To 13/12/2023
Longest losing streak
14 From 13/12/2023 To 17/01/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 36 | 52 | -16 | 6 |
