Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 20 | 2 | 18 | 237 | 253 | 0 | 62 |
| 2024 | 23 | 7 | 2 | 14 | 112 | 154 | 0 | 23 |
| 2023 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 79 | 131 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs PATHETICO MADRID |
4
10
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs FC DONK |
1
6
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs Paris Ganjaman (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BARELY ATHLETIC
26/02/2025 (Won 13 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SIX-A-CIDER
11/05/2023 (Lost 0 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
WHARF RATS UNITED
21/05/2024 (Won 14 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 01/06/2023 To 09/01/2024
Longest losing streak
15 From 09/01/2024 To 01/06/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5's Autumn/Winter league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5's Autumn/Winter league | 13 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 46 | 72 | -26 | 12 |
