Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 26 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 28 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 266 | 399 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.67
Recent results
| 22/01/2026 | vs Decguardiola |
5
16
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs Tesco Finest |
0
0
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs Richard Cheese FC no 9.15 |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Decguardiola
30/10/2025 (Won 18 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Hangover 69
07/08/2025 (Lost 1 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Decguardiola
25/09/2025 (Won 27 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 10/07/2025 To 25/09/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 29/05/2025 To 10/07/2025
Current League Stats (.Thursday Summer 5s 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| .Thursday Summer 5s 2025 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 107 | 123 | -16 | 13 |
