Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2022 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 13 | 0 | 1 |
| 2021 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 107 | 86 | 0 | 21 |
| 2020 | 15 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 198 | 194 | 0 | 21 |
| 2019 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 118 | 108 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.67
Recent results
| 11/01/2022 | vs Is Your Motherwell? |
8
13
|
| 04/01/2022 | vs Shaolin Soccer |
0
0
|
| 28/12/2021 | vs Sheffield Tuesday FC |
8
22
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
unaffordable plumbing
22/01/2020 (Won 28 - 9)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Maroon 5
23/09/2020 (Lost 5 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
unaffordable plumbing
22/01/2020 (Won 28 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 23/10/2019 To 11/03/2020
Longest losing streak
5 From 26/02/2020 To 23/10/2019
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY PORTY 5S LEAGUE (still spaces))
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY PORTY 5S LEAGUE (still spaces) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 164 | 103 | 61 | 21 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
L
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 22/01/2020 |
| 15/01/2020 |
| 08/01/2020 |
| 18/12/2019 |
| 11/12/2019 |
| 04/12/2019 |
| 27/11/2019 |
| 20/11/2019 |
| 13/11/2019 |
| 06/11/2019 |
