Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 19 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 204 | 226 | 0 | 30 |
| 2024 | 37 | 18 | 1 | 18 | 429 | 378 | 0 | 55 |
| 2023 | 40 | 14 | 1 | 25 | 438 | 460 | 0 | 43 |
| 2022 | 20 | 14 | 0 | 6 | 231 | 156 | 0 | 42 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 11/08/2025 | vs Tomorrow's Problem FC (Forfeit) |
0
8
|
| 04/08/2025 | vs Total Whistle (Forfeit) |
0
8
|
| 28/07/2025 | vs Campari Juniors (Forfeit) |
8
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Unai NMRy
11/11/2024 (Won 25 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Draytonians
13/03/2023 (Lost 2 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
Meat Pies FC
21/10/2024 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 15/05/2023 To 26/09/2022
Longest losing streak
19 From 26/09/2022 To 15/05/2023
Current League Stats (Monday Night 5'S)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Night 5'S | 14 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 142 | 88 | 54 | 33 |
