Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 85 | 100 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs Ibericos FC (Forfeit) |
12
5
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs FC Johnny English |
0
8
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs Bats FC (Forfeit) |
12
15
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Nutrients
22/10/2025 (Won 15 - 9)
Greatest thrashing
vs
dirbi fc
26/11/2025 (Lost 8 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Ibericos FC
12/11/2025 (Won 15 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
1 From 29/10/2025 To 22/10/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 17/09/2025 To 29/10/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5's Autumn League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5's Autumn League | 16 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 119 | 148 | -29 | 12 |
