Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 39 | 73 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 41 | 19 | 2 | 20 | 434 | 490 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 41 | 29 | 1 | 11 | 541 | 368 | 0 | 88 |
| 2022 | 40 | 19 | 1 | 20 | 430 | 407 | 0 | 58 |
| 2021 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 66 | 37 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.67
Recent results
| 15/05/2025 | vs S FC! |
5
23
|
| 08/05/2025 | vs SEND EN STOKE |
9
12
|
| 01/05/2025 | vs Typhoon FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PARROTT FC
18/04/2024 (Won 27 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SALT AND PEPPER
17/10/2024 (Lost 5 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
PARROTT FC
18/04/2024 (Won 27 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
27 From 18/11/2021 To 26/01/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 26/01/2023 To 12/05/2022
Current League Stats (Thursday 5aside 2023 Autumn League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5aside 2023 Autumn League | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 114 | 133 | -19 | 16 |
Previous Games
L
D
W
L
L
L
W
W
W
L
Results
| 14/12/2023 |
| 07/12/2023 |
| 30/11/2023 |
| 23/11/2023 |
| 16/11/2023 |
| 09/11/2023 |
| 02/11/2023 |
| 26/10/2023 |
| 19/10/2023 |
| 12/10/2023 |
| 05/10/2023 |
| 28/09/2023 |
| 21/09/2023 |
| 14/09/2023 |
