Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2022 | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 145 | 124 | 0 | 28 |
| 2021 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 81 | 42 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 16/06/2022 | vs Flumpy AFC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 09/06/2022 | vs Weah Your Mum At FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 02/06/2022 | vs Joel Corry FC (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Rory FC
18/11/2021 (Won 25 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Amrit's Anal Beads
17/03/2022 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Rory FC
18/11/2021 (Won 25 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 04/11/2021 To 28/10/2021
Longest losing streak
3 From 28/10/2021 To 04/11/2021
Current League Stats (Thursday Student Premiership)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Student Premiership | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 91 | 42 | 49 | 18 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 09/12/2021 |
| 02/12/2021 |
| 25/11/2021 |
| 18/11/2021 |
| 11/11/2021 |
| 04/11/2021 |
| 28/10/2021 |
| 21/10/2021 |
