Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 18 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 42 | 19 | 4 | 19 | 254 | 225 | 0 | 61 |
| 2024 | 43 | 17 | 3 | 23 | 243 | 269 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 19 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 108 | 138 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 03/02/2026 | vs Bristol Athletic (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs Messi but Friendly |
4
10
|
| 20/01/2026 | vs WHARF RATS UNITED |
2
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
High Elms FC
12/03/2024 (Won 23 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MOB FC
13/08/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
High Elms FC
12/03/2024 (Won 23 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 21/11/2023 To 28/11/2023
Longest losing streak
11 From 28/11/2023 To 21/11/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5's summer league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
