Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 23 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 48 | 19 | 3 | 26 | 314 | 401 | 0 | 60 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.67
Recent results
| 19/01/2026 | vs HUKUNA MATETA |
6
7
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs TEA AND BUSQUETS |
10
0
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs SANDERSTEAD MAFIA |
4
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
CROYDON FC
14/07/2025 (Won 16 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
KLOPPY TOPPY FC
24/03/2025 (Lost 5 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
AVERAGE BALLERS
28/04/2025 (Won 17 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 07/04/2025 To 21/07/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 20/01/2025 To 07/04/2025
Current League Stats (MON 5s MARCH 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| MON 5s MARCH 25 | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 79 | 113 | -34 | 14 |
