Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 16 | 9 | 3 | 4 | 111 | 71 | 0 | 30 |
| 2024 | 38 | 16 | 5 | 17 | 285 | 235 | 0 | 53 |
| 2023 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 12/08/2025 | vs Half Pint United |
12
3
|
| 05/08/2025 | vs Booty Bratwurst Fc |
10
4
|
| 29/07/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 7 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Dom Pedro VII
03/12/2024 (Won 14 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FC Schnauz
07/05/2024 (Lost 5 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
Dom Pedro VII
03/12/2024 (Won 14 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 19/03/2024 To 12/03/2024
Longest losing streak
7 From 12/03/2024 To 19/03/2024
Current League Stats (Tuesday 7s 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
