Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 69 | 26 | 0 | 18 |
| 2025 | 41 | 24 | 5 | 12 | 308 | 188 | 0 | 77 |
| 2024 | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 99 | 85 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 16/02/2026 | vs Hardly Athletic Club |
15
3
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 1 ** |
10
0
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs WANSTEAD 5S |
8
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Orient express
01/09/2025 (Won 24 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Unathletico-Madrid
19/05/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Orient express
01/09/2025 (Won 24 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 02/12/2024 To 10/02/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 27/01/2025 To 02/12/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's | 21 | 11 | 3 | 7 | 119 | 105 | 14 | 36 |
