Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 20 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 48 | 23 | 5 | 20 | 221 | 216 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 42 | 15 | 6 | 21 | 173 | 192 | 0 | 51 |
| 2023 | 27 | 11 | 1 | 15 | 134 | 140 | 0 | 34 |
| 2022 | 32 | 6 | 2 | 24 | 105 | 247 | 0 | 20 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 04/02/2026 | vs PATHETICO MADRID (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs FC DONK |
6
2
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Paris Ganjaman |
6
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
London gimpish
27/08/2025 (Won 15 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE DONKEYS
22/06/2022 (Lost 1 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
London gimpish
27/08/2025 (Won 15 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 21/09/2022 To 21/06/2023
Longest losing streak
0 From 13/04/2022 To 21/09/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League | 13 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 33 | 131 | -98 | 3 |
