Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 30 | 2 | 8 | 194 | 80 | 0 | 92 |
| 2024 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.00
Recent results
| 08/12/2025 | vs Saka Potatoes |
4
1
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs U.A.F.C. |
6
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Bhuna Boys
01/09/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Man-Chest Hair United
16/06/2025 (Lost 0 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
Six Part Harmonies
15/09/2025 (Won 13 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 10/03/2025 To 16/12/2024
Longest losing streak
3 From 16/12/2024 To 10/03/2025
Current League Stats (Winter - Brentwood (Shenfield High School))
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter - Brentwood (Shenfield High School) | 16 | 11 | 1 | 4 | 64 | 31 | 33 | 34 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
L
D
W
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
Results
| 14/04/2025 |
| 31/03/2025 |
| 24/03/2025 |
| 17/03/2025 |
| 10/03/2025 |
| 03/03/2025 |
| 24/02/2025 |
| 17/02/2025 |
| 10/02/2025 |
| 27/01/2025 |
| 20/01/2025 |
| 13/01/2025 |
| 06/01/2025 |
| 16/12/2024 |
