Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 48 | 52 | 0 | 21 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 15/01/2026 | vs Totes United |
3
3
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs Pleased to Michu (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs Timmy's Angels |
1
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
ERAC
20/11/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tekkerslovakia
04/09/2025 (Lost 1 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
ERAC
20/11/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 23/10/2025 To 16/10/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 04/09/2025 To 23/10/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday 7 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 7 aside | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 13 | 59 | -46 | 5 |
