Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 94 | 42 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 27 | 24 | 1 | 2 | 451 | 191 | 0 | 73 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 21.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs CKA FC |
25
11
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs Marescalated Quickly |
20
7
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs FC Micheal Van Germain |
20
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Skewers n Twahs
15/12/2025 (Won 31 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Marescalated Quickly
17/11/2025 (Lost 8 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Union Magpies
01/12/2025 (Won 32 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 12/05/2025 To 08/09/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 08/09/2025 To 17/11/2025
Current League Stats (Battersea Monday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Battersea Monday Summer 5's | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 238 | 93 | 145 | 39 |
