Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 22 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 41 | 16 | 1 | 24 | 256 | 337 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 62 | 75 | 0 | 11 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs JKR FC |
7
4
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs SAO PAULO ABECASIS |
1
18
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs LDN STAGS (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Spothub FC
05/08/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SAO PAULO ABECASIS
19/01/2026 (Lost 1 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Mannerless United
15/09/2025 (Won 13 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 26/11/2024 To 03/12/2024
Longest losing streak
7 From 03/12/2024 To 26/11/2024
Current League Stats (Mens Tuesday 5s League.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Mens Tuesday 5s League. | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 101 | 83 | 18 | 23 |
