Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 52 | 29 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 15 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 93 | 148 | 0 | 4 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs BLUE LOCK |
11
5
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs Not Got a Kalou |
11
5
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs Snus Cruise Fc |
5
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
It Ain't Gonna Kick Itself
17/11/2025 (Won 14 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Net 6 and Chill
24/11/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Globo Mundial FC
26/01/2026 (Won 14 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 10/11/2025 To 26/01/2026
Longest losing streak
0 From 01/09/2025 To 10/11/2025
Current League Stats (Battersea Monday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Battersea Monday Summer 5's | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 65 | 131 | -66 | 6 |
