Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 45 | 36 | 2 | 7 | 448 | 218 | 0 | 110 |
| 2024 | 35 | 29 | 0 | 6 | 365 | 213 | 0 | 87 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 11/12/2025 | vs SPORTING ABEERGUT |
15
1
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs BOAFISTA! |
8
6
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs BLAME IT ON DEBUCHY |
12
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET
14/09/2025 (Lost 2 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 16/05/2024 To 25/07/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 25/07/2024 To 16/05/2024
Current League Stats (Winter Thursday 5's')
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter Thursday 5's' | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 104 | 39 | 65 | 30 |
