Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 14 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 46 | 37 | 2 | 7 | 463 | 221 | 0 | 113 |
| 2024 | 35 | 29 | 0 | 6 | 365 | 213 | 0 | 87 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.00
Recent results
| 19/02/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 3 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs BLAME IT ON DEBUCHY |
11
3
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs IT'S ME AHHH (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET
14/09/2025 (Lost 2 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
27 From 16/05/2024 To 08/08/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 08/08/2024 To 16/05/2024
Current League Stats (Monday Winter 5's 24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
