Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 8 | 3 | 16 | 85 | 102 | 0 | 27 |
| 2024 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 42 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | 16 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 54 | 50 | 0 | 20 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 18/08/2025 | vs The Undateables (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 11/08/2025 | vs Meadowspankers FC |
2
7
|
| 04/08/2025 | vs The Badgers |
1
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Fellas1
24/03/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Unathletico Madrid
25/11/2024 (Lost 0 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Fellas1
24/03/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 03/07/2023 To 20/02/2023
Longest losing streak
9 From 20/02/2023 To 03/07/2023
Current League Stats (Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League Summer.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League Summer. | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 22 | 43 | -21 | 6 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
L
L
Results
| 18/08/2025 |
| 11/08/2025 |
| 04/08/2025 |
| 28/07/2025 |
| 21/07/2025 |
| 14/07/2025 |
| 07/07/2025 |
| 30/06/2025 |
| 23/06/2025 |
| 16/06/2025 |
