Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 32 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 39 | 19 | 4 | 16 | 169 | 146 | 0 | 61 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs Afc Strumus (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs Gully Pabs FC (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 4 ** (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Win or booze
12/01/2026 (Won 8 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Somah Wonderers
24/03/2025 (Lost 3 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
Real Badrid
20/10/2025 (Won 10 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 03/02/2025 To 28/04/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 10/03/2025 To 09/06/2025
Current League Stats (Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League Summer.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League Summer. | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 30 | 36 | -6 | 13 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
W
L
L
D
L
W
Results
| 18/08/2025 |
| 11/08/2025 |
| 04/08/2025 |
| 28/07/2025 |
| 21/07/2025 |
| 14/07/2025 |
| 07/07/2025 |
| 30/06/2025 |
| 23/06/2025 |
| 16/06/2025 |
