Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 87 | 51 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 126 | 82 | 0 | 30 |
| 2024 | 29 | 22 | 2 | 5 | 334 | 194 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 28 | 21 | 2 | 5 | 321 | 226 | 0 | 65 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs DONKEY FC |
19
11
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs LAW ABIDING SIGURDSSON (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs SNEAKVESTMENT FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Legba Legends
26/09/2024 (Won 33 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
NG BALLERZ!
16/11/2023 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Legba Legends
26/09/2024 (Won 33 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 07/12/2023 To 09/11/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 09/11/2023 To 07/12/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Spring Men's 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Spring Men's 5's | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 111 | 51 | 60 | 25 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
W
W
W
D
W
Results
| 06/06/2024 |
| 30/05/2024 |
| 23/05/2024 |
| 16/05/2024 |
| 09/05/2024 |
| 02/05/2024 |
| 25/04/2024 |
| 18/04/2024 |
| 11/04/2024 |
| 04/04/2024 |
