Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 21 | 11 | 2 | 8 | 160 | 189 | 0 | 35 |
| 2024 | 29 | 16 | 1 | 12 | 273 | 228 | 0 | 49 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 14/03/2024 | vs Barely Athletic FC OLD |
11
6
|
| 21/03/2024 | vs Sway FC |
10
7
|
| 28/03/2024 | vs Real Socialdads |
13
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Ball of Duty
12/09/2024 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Bothersome Boys
18/09/2025 (Lost 4 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Ball of Duty
08/08/2024 (Won 24 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 14/08/2025 To 13/03/2025
Longest losing streak
9 From 13/03/2025 To 14/08/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Spring 5s 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Spring 5s 2024 | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 125 | 100 | 25 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 14/03/2024 |
| 21/03/2024 |
| 28/03/2024 |
| 04/04/2024 |
| 11/04/2024 |
| 18/04/2024 |
| 25/04/2024 |
| 02/05/2024 |
| 09/05/2024 |
| 16/05/2024 |
