Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 19 | 5 | 0 | 14 | 88 | 160 | 0 | 15 |
| 2024 | 25 | 13 | 1 | 11 | 229 | 196 | 0 | 40 |
| 2023 | 18 | 12 | 0 | 6 | 159 | 128 | 0 | 36 |
| 2022 | 26 | 17 | 1 | 8 | 351 | 223 | 0 | 52 |
| 2021 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 32 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 21/08/2025 | vs TECKZ FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 14/08/2025 | vs HEALY FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 07/08/2025 | vs SP ATHLETIC |
5
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SHAMBLES FC
13/01/2022 (Won 24 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MIDLIFE CRISIS FC
20/03/2025 (Lost 5 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
FC GOLD COACHING
09/06/2022 (Won 26 - 14)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 20/01/2022 To 03/03/2022
Longest losing streak
13 From 03/03/2022 To 20/01/2022
Current League Stats (THU 5s MAY 22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THU 5s MAY 22 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 140 | 74 | 66 | 27 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
L
Results
| 21/07/2022 |
| 14/07/2022 |
| 07/07/2022 |
| 30/06/2022 |
| 23/06/2022 |
| 16/06/2022 |
| 09/06/2022 |
| 02/06/2022 |
| 26/05/2022 |
| 19/05/2022 |
