Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 25 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 40 | 15 | 5 | 20 | 150 | 157 | 0 | 50 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 27/01/2026 | vs THE SKID MARKS |
2
7
|
| 20/01/2026 | vs Bobby Dazzlers United. |
1
7
|
| 13/01/2026 | vs The Toads 1 |
0
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Willian Ballsacks
03/06/2025 (Won 8 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Toads 1
13/01/2026 (Lost 0 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
Joulez-Vous
20/05/2025 (Won 10 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 29/04/2025 To 22/07/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 22/07/2025 To 29/04/2025
Current League Stats (Vauxhall 6s - Tuesdays)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Vauxhall 6s - Tuesdays | 15 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 54 | 59 | -5 | 19 |
