Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 110 | 91 | 0 | 19 |
| 2025 | 36 | 22 | 2 | 12 | 351 | 260 | 0 | 68 |
| 2024 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 108 | 48 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 09/10/2024 | vs Totaal Voetball |
10
0
|
| 16/10/2024 | vs THACKBURN ROVERS |
11
6
|
| 23/10/2024 | vs PORK PIES FC |
13
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
FAKE MADRID CF
25/06/2025 (Won 25 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FINAL THIRD
07/05/2025 (Lost 1 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
FAKE MADRID CF
25/06/2025 (Won 25 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 11/03/2026 To 06/08/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 06/08/2025 To 07/01/2026
Current League Stats (NGTV Wednesday Night Adult 5's Summer/Spring 24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Wednesday Night Adult 5's Summer/Spring 24 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 111 | 41 | 70 | 30 |
