Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 71 | 49 | 4 | 18 | 475 | 349 | 0 | 151 |
| 2024 | 80 | 43 | 8 | 29 | 591 | 501 | 0 | 137 |
| 2023 | 66 | 32 | 4 | 30 | 447 | 439 | 0 | 100 |
| 2022 | 59 | 29 | 2 | 28 | 386 | 382 | 0 | 89 |
| 2021 | 18 | 13 | 1 | 4 | 180 | 110 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 09/12/2025 | vs HARDLY ATHLETIC. FC |
11
3
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs BOYO MUNICH (Mon) |
8
9
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs BL4CKSTAR FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
DOOF UNITED..
20/10/2022 (Won 20 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PARK ROAD FC
12/08/2024 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
DYSLEXIA UNTIED FC
28/10/2021 (Won 23 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
24 From 16/08/2022 To 12/04/2022
Longest losing streak
23 From 15/07/2021 To 16/08/2022
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's League Winter 2021/22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5's League Winter 2021/22 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 113 | 54 | 59 | 30 |
