Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 22 | 4 | 14 | 290 | 227 | 0 | 70 |
| 2024 | 45 | 20 | 2 | 23 | 301 | 281 | 0 | 62 |
| 2023 | 48 | 29 | 1 | 18 | 313 | 230 | 0 | 88 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 18/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 6 ** (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs Papachinos (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Balham Bteckerz FC |
12
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Section 17ers
27/02/2025 (Won 16 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Hamid Hammers
28/08/2025 (Lost 2 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Chelsea Youth 3
31/10/2024 (Won 18 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 05/01/2023 To 13/04/2023
Longest losing streak
12 From 13/04/2023 To 05/01/2023
Current League Stats (Wandsworth Thursday 5 aside League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wandsworth Thursday 5 aside League | 18 | 10 | 0 | 8 | 138 | 119 | 19 | 30 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
W
W
L
L
W
W
L
W
L
Results
| 12/12/2024 |
| 05/12/2024 |
| 28/11/2024 |
| 21/11/2024 |
| 14/11/2024 |
| 07/11/2024 |
| 31/10/2024 |
| 24/10/2024 |
| 17/10/2024 |
| 10/10/2024 |
| 03/10/2024 |
| 26/09/2024 |
| 19/09/2024 |
| 12/09/2024 |
| 05/09/2024 |
| 29/08/2024 |
| 22/08/2024 |
| 15/08/2024 |
