Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 96 | 38 | 0 | 30 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 07/01/2026 | vs FRANKS DOSSERS |
0
10
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs OBSIDIAN UNITED (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs MAFIA FCC |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
MAFIA FCC
03/12/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FRANKS DOSSERS
07/01/2026 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
LOVE HANDLES FC
10/09/2025 (Won 12 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 03/09/2025 To 22/10/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 22/10/2025 To 19/11/2025
Current League Stats (WED 5s SEPT 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WED 5s SEPT 25 | 14 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 106 | 48 | 58 | 33 |
