Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 41 | 30 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 45 | 23 | 1 | 21 | 293 | 247 | 0 | 70 |
| 2024 | 33 | 11 | 1 | 21 | 184 | 223 | 0 | 34 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs VAUXBALLERS FC |
7
6
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs Whitechapel Wanderers |
2
5
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Hotel? Thiago |
10
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
FC PORTOLOOS
30/06/2025 (Won 15 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AFC STUKELEY
22/04/2024 (Lost 0 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
FC PORTOLOOS
30/06/2025 (Won 15 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 22/04/2024 To 03/06/2024
Longest losing streak
11 From 03/06/2024 To 22/04/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5 Aside League 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5 Aside League 2024 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 52 | 104 | -52 | 6 |
