Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 19 | 2 | 19 | 101 | 96 | 0 | 59 |
| 2024 | 39 | 16 | 6 | 17 | 84 | 89 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 37 | 21 | 8 | 8 | 107 | 75 | 0 | 71 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.67
Recent results
| 08/12/2025 | vs Clapham Cheek Clappers |
5
0
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs Substandard Liege NEW |
3
1
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs Crystal Phallus |
2
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Mexfield Fc
13/05/2024 (Won 6 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Fc Late Twentes2
23/10/2023 (Lost 0 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
CITY FC!
21/04/2025 (Won 8 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 11/09/2023 To 12/06/2023
Longest losing streak
11 From 12/06/2023 To 11/09/2023
Current League Stats (Wandsworth Battersea Monday 7s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wandsworth Battersea Monday 7s League | 16 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 31 | 42 | -11 | 17 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
D
L
L
D
D
D
W
L
L
D
Results
| 23/09/2024 |
| 16/09/2024 |
| 09/09/2024 |
| 02/09/2024 |
| 26/08/2024 |
| 19/08/2024 |
| 12/08/2024 |
| 05/08/2024 |
| 22/07/2024 |
| 15/07/2024 |
| 08/07/2024 |
| 01/07/2024 |
| 10/06/2024 |
| 03/06/2024 |
