Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 102 | 70 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 116 | 68 | 0 | 19 |
| 2024 | 16 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 221 | 160 | 0 | 37 |
| 2023 | 15 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 215 | 142 | 0 | 37 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 16.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs Menza Fives |
20
9
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs They've Got Nothin |
14
4
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs FOFM |
16
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
TAC FC
02/02/2026 (Won 28 - 15)
Greatest thrashing
vs
On Fake Grass
25/09/2023 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
TAC FC
02/02/2026 (Won 28 - 15)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 11/09/2023 To 08/01/2024
Longest losing streak
3 From 08/01/2024 To 15/01/2024
Current League Stats (Winter 2024 Monday 5s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter 2024 Monday 5s League | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 142 | 112 | 30 | 27 |
