Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 42 | 15 | 1 | 26 | 330 | 415 | 0 | 46 |
| 2024 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 72 | 62 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 08/01/2026 | vs Men With Manors fc |
5
6
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs REAL SO SO BAD (THURS) |
10
15
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs HARTLEY FC |
13
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
EVEREST FC
20/11/2025 (Won 21 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Mckinnon FC
12/06/2025 (Lost 3 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
EVEREST FC
20/11/2025 (Won 21 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 24/04/2025 To 06/02/2025
Longest losing streak
13 From 06/02/2025 To 24/04/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2024/25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2024/25 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 96 | 68 | 28 | 24 |
