Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 9 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 39 | 21 | 1 | 17 | 410 | 384 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 38 | 15 | 2 | 21 | 411 | 462 | 0 | 47 |
| 2023 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 219 | 234 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 12.67
Recent results
| 08/01/2026 | vs Crabbers Utd |
13
9
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs MATT THE DRAGON |
4
19
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs Girder Bremen (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOS GALACTICOS
09/05/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 07/09/2023 To 11/01/2024
Longest losing streak
14 From 11/01/2024 To 07/09/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Night 5's Spring 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
