Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 33 | 26 | 0 | 7 | 289 | 145 | 0 | 78 |
| 2024 | 41 | 33 | 0 | 8 | 320 | 168 | 0 | 99 |
| 2023 | 35 | 22 | 3 | 10 | 230 | 148 | 0 | 69 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 11/12/2025 | vs The Vikings. |
22
14
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Zoominfo (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs PuyolPantsDown (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The A Team
02/10/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Iff
26/09/2024 (Lost 4 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Vikings.
11/12/2025 (Won 22 - 14)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
26 From 27/07/2023 To 12/10/2023
Longest losing streak
6 From 12/10/2023 To 27/07/2023
Current League Stats (Southwark Thursday 5 aside!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Southwark Thursday 5 aside! | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 88 | 50 | 38 | 27 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
W
W
L
W
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 10/04/2025 |
| 03/04/2025 |
| 27/03/2025 |
| 20/03/2025 |
| 13/03/2025 |
| 06/03/2025 |
| 27/02/2025 |
| 20/02/2025 |
| 13/02/2025 |
| 06/02/2025 |
| 30/01/2025 |
| 23/01/2025 |
| 16/01/2025 |
| 09/01/2025 |
