Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 30 | 16 | 1 | 13 | 203 | 166 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 14 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 53 | 84 | 0 | 8 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 16/12/2025 | vs Jimmy Floyd Hasselbankers |
2
2
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs Boodle Hatfield |
2
5
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs ABI |
8
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BFC
03/07/2025 (Won 13 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Swoop Funding
04/07/2024 (Lost 3 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Ahh Bristows
03/04/2025 (Won 15 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 16/05/2024 To 20/02/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 20/02/2025 To 16/05/2024
Current League Stats (Southwark Thursday 5 aside!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Southwark Thursday 5 aside! | 14 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 94 | 62 | 32 | 33 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
L
W
L
W
Results
| 10/04/2025 |
| 03/04/2025 |
| 27/03/2025 |
| 20/03/2025 |
| 13/03/2025 |
| 06/03/2025 |
| 27/02/2025 |
| 20/02/2025 |
| 13/02/2025 |
| 06/02/2025 |
| 30/01/2025 |
| 23/01/2025 |
| 16/01/2025 |
| 09/01/2025 |
