Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 18 | 1 | 8 | 231 | 131 | 0 | 55 |
| 2024 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 73 | 24 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 05/08/2025 | vs WALTHAM FOREST CELTICS (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 29/07/2025 | vs BW F.C. |
14
5
|
| 22/07/2025 | vs The Ironboys |
6
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HOWDEN SEEK FC
10/06/2025 (Won 23 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE NEVILLE WEARS PRADA.
05/11/2024 (Lost 5 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
HOWDEN SEEK FC
10/06/2025 (Won 23 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 05/11/2024 To 17/12/2024
Longest losing streak
4 From 17/12/2024 To 05/11/2024
Current League Stats (Mens Tuesday 5s League.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Mens Tuesday 5s League. | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 122 | 75 | 47 | 27 |
