Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 119 | 56 | 0 | 26 |
| 2025 | 26 | 20 | 2 | 4 | 285 | 156 | 0 | 62 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 12/03/2026 | vs £2 Buds |
7
7
|
| 05/03/2026 | vs Clip the Clerb FC |
12
3
|
| 26/02/2026 | vs Richard Cheese FC no 9.15 |
13
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
** VACANCY 2 **
22/01/2026 (Won 23 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
NO TEKK
07/08/2025 (Lost 5 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Is your Motherwell
31/07/2025 (Won 24 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 05/06/2025 To 04/09/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 04/09/2025 To 05/06/2025
Current League Stats (.Thursday Summer 5s 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| .Thursday Summer 5s 2025 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 98 | 65 | 33 | 21 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
W
L
L
Results
| 09/10/2025 |
| 02/10/2025 |
| 25/09/2025 |
| 18/09/2025 |
| 11/09/2025 |
| 04/09/2025 |
| 28/08/2025 |
| 21/08/2025 |
| 14/08/2025 |
| 07/08/2025 |
